Sweet Nothings, Live
Sweet Nothings began on sweet packets, typed one word at a time. Now it comes to you — in person, on a vintage typewriter, written on the spot.
You tell me a little about the moment, the person, the feeling. I type. A few minutes later you walk away with a completely original poem, signed and sealed in its own envelope — something nobody else at your wedding, party or launch will ever have.
A poem, written just for you, while you wait
What you get
– A short, real conversation with me before each poem
– An original poem, typed live, no two ever the same
– Signed, dated, and sealed in a keepsake envelope
– A quiet, lovely moment in the middle of a busy day
Perfect for
– Weddings and engagement parties
– Corporate events and office socials
– Launches, markets and festivals
– Anniversaries, hen/stag dos, and "just because"
Booking
Typically booked in 2–3 hour slots — enough time for a steady flow of guests without it feeling rushed. Get in touch with your date, location and headcount and I'll send a quote.
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– A short, real conversation with me before each poem
– An original poem, typed live, no two ever the same
– Signed, dated, and sealed in a keepsake envelope
– A quiet, lovely moment in the middle of a busy day -
– Weddings and engagement parties
– Corporate events and office socials
– Launches, markets and festivals
– Anniversaries, hen/stag dos, and "just because" -
Typically booked in 2–3 hour slots — enough time for a steady flow of guests without it feeling rushed. Get in touch with your date, location and headcount and I'll send a quote.
FAQ
Do you need anything from us?
Just a small table, two chairs, and a reasonably quiet spot near where guests naturally gather. Everything else — typewriter, paper, envelopes — I bring myself.
Can guests choose the topic?
Entirely up to them — a love note, an in-joke, a moment from the day. If they're stuck, I'll ask a few questions to find it.
Do you travel outside London?
Yes, happy to travel for full or half-day bookings — just ask.
Have you done this before?
No! - should I admit that?!.. probably not. But, the first people to hire me will get a very discounted rate!